“Christ, He Didn’t Screw Girls Much. That’s Obvious, Stupid”: The first sentence is for 6 muscles attaching superiorly, the second sentence is for 3 muscles attaching inferiorly. Both sentences are in order from lateral to medial: Constricter (middle) Hyoglossus Digastric ...

Colle’s fracture: arm in fall position makes a ‘C‘ shape. Smith’s fracture: arm in fall position makes a ‘S‘ shape. ...

“SCIT“: (Artum) Superior Carpum (Artum) Inferior Tarsum ...

CRAzy TULips: Capitalum = ULnar Trochlear = RAdius ...

MALE: Mandibular nerve Accessory meningeal artery Lesser petrosal nerve Emissary veins Alternatively: also include Motor root of Trigeminal and Middle meningeal vein under ‘M’. ...

“Virgil Can Not Make My Pet Zebra Laugh!”: Vomer Conchae Nasal Maxilla Mandible Palatine Zygomatic Lacrimal ...

“3 arteries, 3 nerves, 3 other things”: 3 arteries: testicular, ductus deferens, cremasteric. 3 nerves: genital branch of the genitofemoral, cremasteric, autonomics. 3 other things: ductus deferens, pampiniform plexus, lymphatics. Note some argument about this: Moore doesn’t put in cremasteric ...

“Old Pygmies From Thailand Eat Skulls”: Occipital Parietal Frontal Temporal Ethmoid Sphenoid Note: ‘skull-eating pygmies’ helps remind that mnemonic is for the skull. Alternatively: “Old People From Texas Eat Spiders”. Alternatively: “Prostitutes Offer Free Sex To Everyone”. ...

“She Looks Too Pretty; Try To Catch Her”: Proximal row then distal row, both lateral-to-medial: Scaphoid Lunate Triquetrium Pisiform Trapezium Trapezoid Capate Hamate Alternatively: “She Likes To Play; Try To Catch Her” ...

“Scottish Lads Take Prostitutes To The Caledonian Hotel”: Proximal row, then distal row: Scaphoid Lunate Triquetrium Pisiform Trapezium Trapezoid Capate Hamate Alternatively: “Students Like Taking Prostitutes To The Carelton Hotel” ...

“The boat sailed to the moon with 3 pEas in a rOw, at the wheel was Captain Hook“: Carpal bones in order of occurrence: Boat is scaphoid. Moon is lunate. 3 is triquetrum. Peas is pisiform (stressing the E sound ...

“Never Lower Tillie’s Pants. Mother May Come Home.”: Navicular Lunate Triquetrium Pisiform greater Multangular (trapezium) lesser Multangular (trapezoid) Capitate Hamate ...

“So Long To Pinky, Here Comes The Thumb”: Proximal row, lateral-to-medial, then distal row, medial-to-medial: Scaphoid Lunate Triquetrium Pisiform Hamate Capate Trapezoid Trapezium ...

“Fraternity Parties Occasionally Teach Spam Etiquette”: The first two letters of each bone: Frontal Parietal Occipital Temporal Sphenoid Ethmoid ...

God designed body reflexes according to a nursery rhyme: One, two— buckle my shoe. Three, four— kick the door. Five, six— pick up sticks. Seven, eight— shut the gate. S1,2 = ankle jerk L3,4 = knee jerk C5,6 = biceps ...