“She Licks Toms Prick; Her Cu*t’s Too Tight”: Scaphoid Lunate Triquetrum Pisiform Hamate Capitate Trapezoid Trapezium ...
“She Looks Too Pretty; Try To Catch Her”: Proximal row then distal row, both lateral-to-medial: Scaphoid Lunate Triquetrium Pisiform Trapezium Trapezoid Capate Hamate Alternatively: “She Likes To Play; Try To Catch Her” ...
“Scottish Lads Take Prostitutes To The Caledonian Hotel”: Proximal row, then distal row: Scaphoid Lunate Triquetrium Pisiform Trapezium Trapezoid Capate Hamate Alternatively: “Students Like Taking Prostitutes To The Carelton Hotel” ...
“The boat sailed to the moon with 3 pEas in a rOw, at the wheel was Captain Hook“: Carpal bones in order of occurrence: Boat is scaphoid. Moon is lunate. 3 is triquetrum. Peas is pisiform (stressing the E sound ...
“Never Lower Tillie’s Pants. Mother May Come Home.”: Navicular Lunate Triquetrium Pisiform greater Multangular (trapezium) lesser Multangular (trapezoid) Capitate Hamate ...